{"product_id":"griswold-christmas-decor-jolliest-bunch-tree-farm-towel","title":"Griswold Christmas Decor | Jolliest Bunch | Tree Farm Towel","description":"Griswold and Co Tree Farm Christmas Kitchen Towel - Holiday Family Vacation Vibes\nA little full… lotta sap… and a WHOLE lotta holiday chaos.\n\n🎄 Griswold Boho Christmas Towel with featured quotes🎄\n\"Jolliest bunch of assholes this die of the nuthouse\"\n\"Pick out that special tree and cut it down with you\"\n\"A Real Beaut Guaranteed\" \n\"Little full lotta sap\"\n\"Free Squirrel with first purchase\"\n\"Hip Hap Happiest Christmas\"\n\nMeet the kitchen towel that perfectly sums up your holiday season: chaotic, festive, and a little unhinged—but in a totally charming, boho-floral kind of way. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this 180GSM flour sack cotton towel features vintage car mayhem, questionable tree-cutting instructions, and FREE squirrel with first purchase (just kidding... or are we?).\n\nMeasuring 17.5\"x28\" with a built-in hanging loop (because we do believe in miracles), this towel is soft, strong, and absorbent enough to mop up both spilled eggnog and the tears of a holiday meltdown. Covered in pink","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Boho Griswold","offer_id":47258189987997,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/1480\/3613\/files\/b11102e5b4f863f0e233d6a8ec9780694e3bcb6d9927f5549d7032393267169a.jpg?v=1759144118","url":"https:\/\/txj0n0-hu.myshopify.com\/products\/griswold-christmas-decor-jolliest-bunch-tree-farm-towel","provider":"The Elliott Collective ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}